What wind brought you here?
Why does it feel hot whenever you're around?
My rent is not yet due
What are you doing at my doorstep?

What's wrong with my face?
Why are you starting at my lips?
Even your erect nipples are glaring at me
Through the cicada wings, you call dress

Your gigantic assets bounced as you move
The two mountains on your chest
Threatened to pop out of your dress
Your ample cleavage was speaking in tongues

I don't understand your body language
Is there something in your eyes?
Have you not eaten today?
Why are you biting your lips?

Your perfectly sculpted face
Was inches away from mine
The flowery scent of your body
Wafted through the air

What have I done to you?
Why is your tongue attacking my mouth?
I was petrified, my little soldier was already on alert
Waiting for orders

You took me by my hands,
And led me into my bedroom;
You invaded my privacy

Are you a bat or what?
Why are your hands all over my body?
Oh! That's my little man you're groping.

You said I made you wet whenever I'm around.
Poseidon didn't give me any special powers,
What are all these accusations all about

Why are you on your knees?
I've already forgiven you
Why am I getting undressed?
I'm not a kid for crying out loud.

You look like you could eat me up anytime
I can feel your predatory glance
Hey! What's your mouth doing on my dick
You slutty cannibal

You pushed me onto the bed
And straddled me like a cowgirl
On a horse

You're jumping up and down
While shouting at the top of your lungs
For an hour, we kept going at it
Kept changing positions until you're sore down there

Many thanks my beautiful landlady
Not for the sensational experience
But for the two years' rent, you waived

You claimed I lived rent-free in your head
So for the next two years
I'll live rent-free in your house.